


No One Cares. They really don't, and neither should you, life is too short to give a F***..
This fabulous piece of artwork has been badgered out of my design hole by many a supporter, ironically because they do care about having a bad ass design on a nifty t-shirt.
It's also my 6th year as a fully functioning adult human with an actual brand. So go forth and purchase my creation ye humble yet mighty people.
Screen-printed in house on premium 180gsm organic cotton, these tees are a medium fit with the design on the front (back is blank), they are great quality and even have a little Dicky Smiles logo tag hand sewed by my Nan!
Free UK delivery over £50 · 30-day returns
Unsure on sizing? Our tees run true to size. We recommend sizing up if you prefer a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 36–38 | 28 |
| M | 38–40 | 29 |
| L | 40–42 | 30 |
| XL | 42–44 | 31 |
| XXL | 44–46 | 32 |
Free UK delivery on orders over £50. Standard delivery £3.99. Dispatched within 2 working days.
Not right? No problem. Returns accepted within 30 days.